What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 15:44

No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is your review of working in EY?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Minds and Behinds
What are James Potter's flaws?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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